Oh yeah, those words crossed my mind....and my lips.
The guy came out as soon as I called and installed a new bilge pump and a new hose on the gas tank - which is what he thought the problem was. I gave him an "A" for effort at least.
I was disappointed, but I was down there with my wife and new baby, my sister lives there, and my parents were in town, so I got to spend more time with them. The house had a pool so I just sat back, drank my share of cold ones, and relaxed.
Trip next month: Strictly a guys trip, hard core fishing, more fishing reports, and pictures......