I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of bait. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

OK, so then what happened? Were you out of Jack, did you have to offer him, I mean pour a Budweiser down his throat?....wait a minute.....I get it, that's some kind of a-political election day humor. Yeh, that's the ticket, OK good one Jim, you had me goin' for for an hou..I mean a minute.

Was that the budweiser frogLOL